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I bet that you didn't know that Switzerland Point Middle School has a cast made up of only the finest and they're puttin' on a show... a little sumpthin' called Murder & Escape At Crawdaddy Lake . Now, yous may be a thinkin' that theys just gonna put on some average type middle school show... aw, heck no! If thats what yous a thinkin', boy, is we gonna beat you like a red-headed stepchild! If yall' want a night of some fine enter-tain-ment, then go on and bring your little behind to Switzerland Point Middle School on November 20, 21, and 22 at 7:00 to see a show that'll have yall' talkin'! I mean, a show full of yes'ms, mustard greens, port-a-pottys, dead people (or should I say parts?), an evil attorney, two plum stupid boys, a sheriff with the name of a doll, an insane old lady, and a jail that has some really nice food... what could be better? You'd have to be just plum crazy not to come and give us a holler!